the biggest reason spider-man 4 would've sucked

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is this plotline:
Condensed, it went something like this: Peter Parker gets over MJ, finds a new girl, falls in love. But: Peter also discovers her father is actually the Vulture, a naughty green guy with wings to be played by John Malkovich. Peter is torn between the love of his new lady and taking down the Vulture. Being a Spandex tight-ass, he decides to take down the Vulture, and kills him. This patricide goes down poorly with Peter’s new fiancée, and she rejects him. Despondent, Peter decides to abandon his superpowers, and Movie No. 4 ends with Peter Parker throwing away his Spider-Man mask, and audiences wondering if they are watching Superman II.
(edit: wait, it ain't patricide if it wasn't your own father you killed, right?)

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  1. djJanuary 19, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    they should reboot the thing, get new people in & sam raimi should do more Evil Dead :)

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  2. macoyJanuary 19, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    or a j. jonah jameson spinoff.

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  3. djJanuary 20, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    yep, j.k. simmons is da man!

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  4. macoyJanuary 20, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    nakikita ko siya sa "the closer" noon...

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