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Terminus (the Glenn from The Walking Dead song)

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Terminus We've come back this season, at least those of us still alive Here within this Terminus we all hope to arrive I was a survivor from Cell block C, you were with the Governor of Woodbury and... You came down the tracks of the train and you walked by my side Shoulder up to shoulder that tunnel was 9 meters wide Oh my heart was screaming, walkers wanted to eat (us) Following my movements with a rock on your feet and... Oh, down toward Terminus all of us tread So, when were't at Terminus who will be dead?  "Won't you leave me, go find Maggie?" you ask of me then But I draw my gun and shoot a walker again We were all alone on a shooting spree Really thought my bullets would run out on me, but Maggie and some others came and made it rain lead Made sure that the walkers wouldn't rise from the dead Could have kept on walking my entire life But the season's ending so i'm back with my wife! And so we left for Terminus with one...

now who wouldn't want a healthy set of these outside your home?

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Auroras Seen on Uranus For First Time

best nat geo headline ever.

rebranding stannis

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by andrael . her "team stannis" cartoons are full of win.

do you feel old?

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no wait, let me rephrase that... do you feel back to the future old? via

bawal tumawid.

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the secret behind facebook

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the eskimo and the priest

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I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' 'No,' said the priest, 'not if you did not know.' 'Then why,' asked the Eskimo earnestly, 'did you tell me?' - Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974 via

merry christmas, sizzle sizzle

(lyrics NSFW)

i kent hear ryu

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the kids went to a children's party yesterday, ang brought home at least one inappropriate toy: and some ironic candy.

so that's how googlemaps does it.

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true story.

theory of hipster relativity

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the french revolution would've been a lot less dreary...

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...if they'd had one of these. via

middle-aged sailor moon

an ad for sailor moon anime reruns in hong kong, with the characters reimagined as thirtysomethings. Script: Summer of 2010. Mother: [to child] Remember, when attending class to study hard! Woman: Serena (Usagi Tsukino), I'm giving this back to you. Mother, now identified as Serena (Sailor Moon): Ami? Rei? Serena: Moon prism power! Ami Mizuno: Mercury power! Rei Hino: Mars power! All together: Uniform change! Female announcer: Sailor Moon, premiering this Friday, broadcasting from Monday to Friday, 6 p.m. Let [Hong Kong television station] J2 accompany you on all of your little girl dreams! Waiter: It's been a long time since I last saw you three; is discounted dim sum alright?

the last word on justin bieber.

joker and lex

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by brian azzarello and lee bermejo: click to embiggen. via

kubori kikiam flash game

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apparently it's been out there for quite a while, but i've only just found out. best played at work, set at the highest difficulty, with the speakers at full volume. play it here .

he man covers what's up?

i promise this will be the last youtube vid in a while. it's just too heart-wrenching to pass up. he-man's (or rather prince adam's) rendition of the 4 non-blondes hit, what's up? :