Monday, January 18, 2010

the biggest reason spider-man 4 would've sucked



is this plotline:
Condensed, it went something like this: Peter Parker gets over MJ, finds a new girl, falls in love. But: Peter also discovers her father is actually the Vulture, a naughty green guy with wings to be played by John Malkovich. Peter is torn between the love of his new lady and taking down the Vulture. Being a Spandex tight-ass, he decides to take down the Vulture, and kills him. This patricide goes down poorly with Peter’s new fiancĂ©e, and she rejects him. Despondent, Peter decides to abandon his superpowers, and Movie No. 4 ends with Peter Parker throwing away his Spider-Man mask, and audiences wondering if they are watching Superman II.
(edit: wait, it ain't patricide if it wasn't your own father you killed, right?)

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4 comments:

dj said...

they should reboot the thing, get new people in & sam raimi should do more Evil Dead :)

mcoy said...

or a j. jonah jameson spinoff.

dj said...

yep, j.k. simmons is da man!

mcoy said...

nakikita ko siya sa "the closer" noon...

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